MEAN MOE THE SQUIDSHARK

Created & Drawn by 'The Crazy Man'

Every story needs a monster. Every hero needs a villain. Please give a warm hand to 'Mean Moe' the Squidshark. Growls; breathes fire and stands at approximately forty feet tall. Eight tentacles move about much better in the water. On land, Moe is no track star. No cat like skills here. Grounds will shake and grounds will break. He is a natural disaster on a hiking tour. Got a lousy attitude though always smiling but probably not as a smile is meant to mean.

Moe's tongue is the comparison of a red carpet at a movie gala. Difference being it's hot and slimy connected to a whole populace of teeth including every shape and sharpness. When swimming Moe must be careful as not to open his mouth too much. Too much water will extinguish Moe's internal flame generation. 

He is not a fan of Barnsy's. In a previous misadventure, Moe came top side and decided he was hungry. Spoiler, Moe is always hungry. To a safe small island of worms and other sorts, Barnsy took on Moe which resulted in the squidshark losing a tooth and standard on a slap of dirt floating down the river tangled in his own tentacles.

 

How many of Moe's kind exist is not known. Moe is the only one infamously spoken of among the talkers and walkers in the world. Again quite hard to miss from hundred miles away. No mistaken that for a shelled giraffe or a propelled french horn. One of a kind and we all thank God for miracle.