I IDENTIFY AS A COUCH

If I had to be anything but me, I would probably be a couch. I am comfortable; been sat on by my daughter; her friends; nieces and nephews through their little child years. Like some TV and prefer a nice beverage and pretzels. Don't mind a little bit of a mess and I am disheveled at times. Shown some age but still welcomed by friends. Don't mind a good nap either. Overall, I am comfortable in spite of a few broken springs and matted cushions. Wear it well I think. Did I mention I look good in brown. Born in the 1970's, therefore of course, brown. I'm a listener. No judging on my part.