RUGS

Rugs are invertebrates. They have to be if you want to contemplate the possibility. Why I am not sure then again I am contemplating it but I am also that type a person. Anyway rugs are very flexible. Easy to roll up no bones to break or pain to inflict since I am not aware of any pain receptors. Maybe it is painful to be chucked about as a rug? No mouths but still I guess that would hurt. Perhaps they built up a pain tolerance after all stepping on their backs that people do daily. We are not a light footed people.

Maybe ballerinas are but work shoes hurt. Granted rugs serve few purposes: look like; keep dirt to a limit and welcome folks in. Are we stepping on the backs or the fronts of this race of silent invertebrates? I hope it is their back sort of like a turtle otherwise stomach pushes are brutal. Very hard to eat when you are all sore in the stomach. And to answer the next question, yes it is apparent that rugs eat dust and dirt. Have you very cleaned a rug?They are full of dust which obviously their food crumbs and underneath them there is always a clump of dust. Sure sign of food hoarders. If they lay about all day does that mean they are relatives of the sloth? Sloths moves eventually rugs do not on their own so perhaps they worse than sloths. Rugs are so lazy they do not even clean themselves. What a strange class structure too; bathroom; outside; office; living room; kitchen just to name a few. Have you seen a shaggy rug? Go get a haircut. Body art still rage among this community with words like WELCOME along with a house or birds stitched next to it. That will not wash off no matter how many rain storms you leave it in.They will fight do not doubt that truth. Stack a bunch of rolled up rugs in a corner and just wait until they all roll down at you. Yeah you may think that it is gravity or a freak movement. Watch as those pesky things are perfectly still until you walk by. No one will arrest a rug? No one will even consider a rug as a culprit until now. There is a reason why criminals use rugs to get rid of evidence or hides stolen goods.

The rugs are their PARTNERS! Using their non-human status to escape prosecution hide out in a resale shop until the heat dies down and gets sold for a cheap dime returning to the streets to commit more crimes. Are they employed? Do we pay them no. I think we have answered the dust eating issue not mention the laziness? No motivation what so ever except when the chance for cheap thrills and easy money. We need stricter rug programs to prevent such criminal behavior. Provide job training as display models in a show rooms. After school programs like laying on the floors of nursing homes for the elderly.We do not want today's rugs in dumpsters in a alley being used as a toilet or chew toy but a stray cat or dog. Can these rugs breath; see; smell; talk; or feel? We may never know. Science is still far from those answers. With a simple cleaning and stitching they are practically immortal so we must treat with kindness or one day we may be facing a rug uprising. We cannot survive such a war. Dry cleaners would be happy making hard cash on washing all the blood out of those rugs. But who would pay that price, who?